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Clash, PG13 Pre-Dean/Castiel

Title: Clash

Pairing: Pre-Dean/Castiel

Rating: PG 13 – Dean’s got a bit of a potty mouth

Summary: Sam watches, figures and plots.

Notes: This is the next in a series I have called “Till Eternity Keeps Us. It follow ‘I do.’ Lots of people asked for more and my muse seems to be happy to give it. Enjoy.

 

 

Dean and Castiel had managed to go three months without having to tell anyone other than Bobby about their little marriage predicament. Frankly, that was fine for both of them as they could rarely stand to be in the same room with each other for longer then ten minutes; longer than that and they were usually at each other’s throats.

Sam tossed the book he was looking at onto the table in disgust. He was satisfied when Dean and Castiel both jumped at the resounding thud. “What the hell is your problem?”

Dean turned away from glaring at Castiel, “What the fuck are you talking about?”

At the same time Castiel said, “There is no problem Samuel.”

Shaking his head Sam snorted, “Yeah right. That’s why you’ve been at each other’s throats for months. Seriously whatever is going on between you two you need to drop it. Hello apocalypse. If you keep bickering like a married couple we might as well hand victory to the demons cause you’re no good to anyone.”

Sam failed to notice how incredibly stiff Dean and Castiel became at the mention of marriage. “We do not act like a married couple,” Dean growled.

“It has no affected our ability to perform in battle,” Castiel stated moving to the opposite side of the room.

“What happened?”

“Nothing.”

Snorting Sam shook his head, “So something but you’re too embarrassed to talk about.”

“You’re brother is merely upset about the consequences of his actions. Not all consequences can be reversed.”

“Cas,” Dean said with warning.

“What did he do?” Sam asked. He was beginning to worry that his idiot brother had made another deal of some sort. He was sure he could deal with loosing him again.

“Nothing life threatening,” Castiel said in a way that made Sam think he meant to had yet at the end.

“No, just annoying for the rest of my life.”

Castiel narrowed his eyes, “Far longer then that Dean. I have told you many times before it is not for your life span it is for mine.”

Dean snorted, “You keep saying that but I don’t believe it. I gotta die sometime. You can’t save me from everything.”

Castiel growled, “You are impossible. I have already informed you that would merely return to my side. It is why only two angels ever complete the ceremony. Once it’s done the lives are forever entwined.”

Sam watched the verbal tennis match with eyebrows raised in a manner that would leave Spock proud. Once he figured he’s processed enough he butted in, “Don’t tell me you actually got married?”

Dean huffed and plopped down on the bed. Castiel narrowed his eyes and glared at Sam, “Your brother interrupted an angel’s union ceremony and as such bound us together.”

Sam’s eyes widened. He’d read about the union ceremonies at Bobby’s the last time they were there. Maybe that was why Bobby had left the book out. They were screwed. The unions never did well when the two involved couldn’t stand each other.

Watching the two who had gone back to a staring contest Sam began to wonder if maybe part of their issue was that they might actually like each other. He wondered if he could find Gabriel. Maybe if he could he might be able to convince him to help him get the idiots talking. If nothing else Sam figured offering enough candy to the Archangel turned Trickster might help his cause.

 

 

 

Comments

( 25 comments — Leave a comment )
weirdwednesday
Feb. 18th, 2010 10:18 pm (UTC)
So, this is the place I can say "Continue please!"? Because this is awesome funny, like wow!
feline_feral
Feb. 18th, 2010 10:57 pm (UTC)
And this is where I say "Yes'em." More shall becoming soon. Glad you liked it. :D
mulder200
Feb. 18th, 2010 10:23 pm (UTC)
Oh yes! I can't wait to see where you take this.

And bringing Gabriel into the mix just promises hijinks galore.
feline_feral
Feb. 18th, 2010 10:56 pm (UTC)
There shall be many hijinks, hopefully some tomorrow. Thanks for reading. Glad you liked it.
aescu
Feb. 18th, 2010 10:24 pm (UTC)
Bribing an Archangel with candy? Sounds like a Winchester plan :D
feline_feral
Feb. 18th, 2010 10:54 pm (UTC)
I thought so... wonder what candy he should use, lol. Glad you liked it.
black_widow1417
Feb. 18th, 2010 10:37 pm (UTC)
links to the other ones please?

this is too hilarious. There needs to be more!
feline_feral
Feb. 18th, 2010 10:52 pm (UTC)
http://feline-feral.livejournal.com/15816.html#cutid1 Here's the first one. glad you like it. More will come soon.
paper_legends
Feb. 18th, 2010 10:43 pm (UTC)
YES YESSSSSSSSS! Keep goooooing. Sam and Gabriel must Yenta these two newlyweds!!!
feline_feral
Feb. 18th, 2010 10:52 pm (UTC)
And they shall Yenta to their content and Dean and Cass' annoyance.
wolfrider89
Feb. 18th, 2010 11:28 pm (UTC)
lol! Do I seem greedy if I say more? More now? This is way to funny to stop. :D
feline_feral
Feb. 19th, 2010 12:01 am (UTC)
:D glad you like it. Unfortunately more will have to be pushed a couple of days off, perhaps tomorrow after I do the two tests I have in school. Not greedy, makes me feel happy that you want more.
aeryth_soul
Feb. 18th, 2010 11:45 pm (UTC)
Awesome fic!!! I'd love to see how Gabriel would "help" them to stop fight each other!

More please? *puppy eyes*
feline_feral
Feb. 19th, 2010 12:01 am (UTC)
It's not going to be nice that's for sure. More is definitely on my brain; it just has to wait for school to get out of the way first lol.
juanitatequila
Feb. 19th, 2010 12:02 am (UTC)
OH YES. Can't wait to see how Gabriel reacts to this...xD!
feline_feral
Feb. 19th, 2010 12:03 am (UTC)
XD It's going to be funny that's all I know right now. Glad you like it.
girlnotorious
Feb. 19th, 2010 01:53 am (UTC)
YES.
A thousand times yes. Do it. Hard and repeatedly.

Seriously, though, I LOVE your writing style, and the fact that sam is actually on board with this. Please~ get cracking so I can swoon over your literature some more!
feline_feral
Feb. 19th, 2010 04:54 pm (UTC)
Re: YES.
There shall be more soon, hopefully in the next couple of days. Thanks for the compliments, I'm very glad you enjoy my writing style.
cherryshadowz
Feb. 19th, 2010 03:59 am (UTC)
Haha I had this image of Sam feeding Reeses Pieces to Gabriel like in ET. <3 Dean can't die!
feline_feral
Feb. 19th, 2010 04:33 pm (UTC)
Dean won't die, no worries about that. Thanks for reading.
sweetsyren
Feb. 19th, 2010 04:03 pm (UTC)
Heeeeee!

Awesome! Moar??
feline_feral
Feb. 19th, 2010 04:32 pm (UTC)
More is definitely coming. I'm glad you liked it.
blue_flame88
Feb. 19th, 2010 04:54 pm (UTC)
Haha, oh this series is aweome, especially if Gabriel should make an appearance. :D
feline_feral
Feb. 19th, 2010 04:55 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you like it. Gabriel should probably be in the next one.
harper47
Feb. 25th, 2010 07:54 pm (UTC)
Oh I love this idea. I can't wait to read the next installment.
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